05 sacred sands of pootweet
05 sacred sands of pootweet
Rip-Off Press November 1980
How would you like to go for a nice walk • Sacred Sands of Pootweet • Well, here I am! • Kitty have fleas? • Meyow! You can’t go outside, pussycat! • Nip of Autumn is in the air • May we go play in the street, Uncle F? • Time to decorate the apartment for Halloween! • Me out? • Whew! Garden hose! • I wonder if turkeys are really as stupid • Look at that, pussycat! • Meow! I’m sick and tired of your making me get up • Completely ruined! • Where are you going? • Uncle F, we’re bored! • Scratch scratch gulp eat eat eat • (Yawn)(Stretch) That was a restful little nap! • Is that all you can say? • Kommander Kockroach, sir! • One can of beer left • Sorry puss! We’re all out of Kitty Krunchies! • On cold days like today • Say, are you one of those Manx cats? • Here’s where they stash the cat food • Let’s see what Fat Freddy has brought from the supermarket! • Your cat’s sick? • Wow! Brave cat awakens owner to save his life • Once a month I like to go crazy • Say, why don’t you let your poor damn cat inside? • I really wish they wouldn’t show all those Tom and Jerry cartoons! • I hear clanking noises in the kitchen! • Fat Freddy has rolled a bunch of joints • I smell delicious Kentucky Fried Chicken bones • I’ve brought you a present, pussycat! • Look at that! A giant cheese! • Sleeping in the sun again, huh, kids? • We have been losing too many of our numbers • Ah! The bearded one is usually a soft touch • I don’t like all these flies buzzing around! • These roof vents look like a good place to take a nap • There’s an article in this week’s Earthchronicle