fatc 01 01 I led 9 lives
fatc 01 I led 9 lives
Rip-Off Press February 1977
I Led Nine Lives! I’m Fat Freddy’s Cat and I’m mean and tough • • I Led Nine Lives! • The fat one really gets off on that teevee football game! • Dried cat food again! Ugh! • Got me a new water bed! • You ever seen a talking cat? • Fat Freddy never cleans out my cat box! • Chubby one forgot to feed me today! • That son of a bitch Fat Freddy has gone off and locked me in the house • Scout #37642197 reports presence of giant pussycat in area, Field Marshall! • We’ll send in a scout to reconnoiter the area. • Moan! Fat Freddy mixed a bowl of tuna spread • I’m thirsty. • Ever since Fat Freddy offed • With this automatic cat feeder • Haven’t seen a cockroach in weeks! • I’m tired of buying cat litter! • Locked in a strange house! • What’s the door doing open at the Freak Brothers’ place • Fat Freddy went off and forgot to feed me again! • I haven’t done anything to aggravate Fat Freddy in a long timeI’m making you a cat door! • That’s what’s know as ‘The Cover-up’! • I wait until the fat one goes to sleep on his waterbed • Heeeeere kitty kitty kitty kitty • Fat Freddy is depressed! • Wahhh! I just spent my last sixty-five dollars on catnip! • How irritating! • Look! The cat’s legs are moving while he’s sound asleep! • I need a drink of water! • Pssssst! Hey, Lion! • Where’d you get that fish? • Bark! Bark! • I’m hungry! • Wow! That’s the biggest mouse I’ve ever seen! • Back door to this restaurant is open! • See that dude over there? • • Lookit that, will ya. • I’m sleepy! • I just love that shit-kickin’ music! • Fat Freddy’s Cat