red meat

rust-rimmed rivets of routine • posthumous buggy whipping • sandpaper superslide • wanton waste of wondermen • gelatinous globules of glee • peculiarity's prodigious punctilio • cumbersome curds of contrivance • paroxysm of pure paltriness • music's "returns" counter • green fur on the musical loaf • enthusiasm nullification device • beelzebub's blackened breadstuff • seven layer sodium cake • relentless beat of the humdrum • interminable sloth battle • ear-flick sonata • moist mementos of the mundane • sticky, discarded mirth wrapper • festive sleet globe • music's hastily-applied undercoating • moldering maw of mirthlessness • occam's strop • nostril napkins for the nosey • rosy-hued retrograde rehash • diluted droplets of drollery • precariously posited punctilio • tiresome titter trek • unpalatable lacquered apples • capricious casserole of calamity • nostalgia's amber-tinged residue • diplomatic picayunity • tepid gruel for thought • pustulent polyps of puckishness • low-hanging fruit salad • contemplating the corncob • bubble bath baptismal • puling pleas from the portcullis • restive rivulets of revulsion • rubberized road to rapture • turbid tales of the tepid • fleabag feeding frenzy • cherry-topped culture heap • undergarment overload • detritus interruptus • protracted dental scrimshaw • tarlike tidbits on the floor mat of futility • neotenic netherworld of the namby-pamby • adorned with airborne corn • two-inch denture screws • universal humor solvent • the dimpled rind of remorselessness • hull breach in the gravy boat • interchangeable humor prosthetic • hand-cranked pigeon juicer • death match do-over • fresh linens for comedy bedsores • jaundiced jeers of jubilation • music's threadbare coverlet • squeezings from the pore of doom • pieced together from excavated music shards • laugh gravy on your tickle bib • chin strap on your skull cap • tedium's telltale topography • cheese wheel hub cap • leguminous potation collywobbles • moldering muffins of melancholia • stratified sediment of solecism • tirelessly tilling the topsoil of tedium • unanimous apathy mandate • treasure trail trimmings • mossy mandibles of mundanity • leathered mutton of drollery • seething petri dish of peril • morbidity's fondue pot • redeye to anhedonia • tomorrow's tedium today • festering furrows of failure • candlelight bath in the aftermath • protracted amusement inversion • ill-fitting overalls of inanity • ransacked repository of rapture • hilarity's halfway house • vinyl slipcover on music's cushion • salted sips of senselessness • pelted with piffle • barrel-bottom bathysphere • ordure polishing chamois • roiling piranha overcoat • music's marshmallowy morass • dour doves of disdain • quivering uvula of uncertainty • random rubric of the ridiculous • asphalt-scented cologne • overturned school bus on memory lane • concealing cream for musical scars • day dream night soil • slow burn nocturne • buzzard-picked frontier music • stepping stone to stultification • desultory detour into despondency • dead air on the music frequency • discomfort food • lethargy's landing strip • festively-flung cinder blocks • rust-caked nog nozzle • Accordianist Shreds in Your Concertina Wire • Reenacted Flabbergast Spasm • Polychromatic Peacock Pulp • pinking shear tracheotomy • punctilio for the piper man • alpha poodle in the wolf pack • dockside scrod barrage