02 chariot of the globs
02 chariot of the globs
Rip-Off Press February 1977
Chariot of the Globs • Hmmm… ripped to shreds! • This cat book says that table scraps are okay for cats! • Little Known Events in Cat History • Obese one refuses to wake up and feed me! • Cat is clawing my favorite chair to shreds! • What’s in this gigantic bindle? • I say we cats have it all over you dogs! • So, the next time you feed your cat • Those cockroaches are gonna take over the place! • One thing about Fat Freddy • Ah! A music lover! • Listen! I bought this beautiful Argentine Gray-breasted parakeet • Polly want a cracker? • What a strange cat! • Cat book says that your cat will sometimes bring dead animals into the house! • Throwing things doesn’t work! • Aaarrg!! Half the grass is gone! • No pets allowed • Cat seems pretty tired lately. • Fill ‘er up! • Fat Freddy doesn’t know I’m a stowaway in the back of the van! • Egad, I crawled into the wrong van • Allow me to introduce myself, Senor! • What kind of dog are you? • Hmmm… that big dog over there is giving me the once-over! • Hi there, little baby turtle! • Haven’t I seen you someplace before? • That’s the first fat cat I’ve seen since I’ve been in this town! • I wonder where old Fat Freddy is nowadays? • I have a cousin that was in the movies! • Another funny-looking dog! • You say your mother was a Great Dane • King of the cockroaches receives the Minister of War! • Wow, I sure wish I were in New York! • If you expect to cross this road • I don’t think that helped one bit! • What kind of bird are you? • This living on the streets is getting pretty old! • My problem is to get the cars to notice me! • Look up there beside the road! • New pussycat in the neighborhood.